I have a crush on Sans Undertale

There is... some stigma. As Undertale grew to world wide sensational status, Sans very quickly became a meme, and the girls who loved him were the butt of every joke. Back in the day I was also making fun of these "Sansfuckers" as I called them. What do they see in him? I laughed. He's a skeleton! Well, unfortunately it seem now I'm the Sansfucker. Could it be karma?

Probably not. In truth I've always been interested in him.

From his first appearance stalking me through the outskirts of Snowdin, only to play a little practical joke and introduce himself with a smile. His funny mannerisms and nonchalant demeanour. The mystery that surrounds him: where he's from, how much he knows, what he can do. His moments of sudden seriousness— the coolest and most extended of which is his super epic ultra phenomenal mega Oscar-winning boss battle. I adore his boss battle.

He always was my favourite character. The one I obsessed over and fixated on and daydreamed about, the one I really wanted to meet. I think it was love at first sight. It's only taken me this many years to finally admit it.

It helps that I'm not alone in this. Thousands of people love Sans just as much as I do; plenty love him more intensely than I could ever imagine. It also helps that that love is totally deserved. He may be a meme, but he's also a fantastic character— in my opinion the best one ever written into a video game. That's not hyperbolic nor is it biased. Sans is objectively awesome and if you've played Undertale, then you already know it!

There's only one problem...